The state of Virginia had a great idea. Unfortunately, it never went through, but it was a great idea nonetheless. Earlier this month, Virginia’s House of Delegates offered a bill that would fine anyone wearing pants too low.
As I said, the bill never passed, but it does bring attention to the fact that some bad fashion could cost you. No, wait. It should cost you.
I’m not the most fashion-conscious person, but I do know when to be offended by poor clothing choices. To keep with Virginia’s pet peeve about low rising pants, I believe (and I mean this from the bottom of my heart) that when you wear a belt, it should be able to keep your pants up.??
Seeing people who wear belts just because they’re cool-looking makes me sad.?
The belt was invented to keep pants up.? What an awful waste of leather!? If you are going to wear a belt, please make sure it keeps your pants up.? No one wants to see your bad moon rising.
Just like the belt, sunglasses and hats are not worn properly.? Propping your sunglasses on top of your head is just fine, but wearing them indoors looks a little off.?
If you wear your sunglasses inside, you’re either (1) really hung over, (2) out of your mind from a little green substance, or (3) Bono from super rock group U2.? Last I checked, there was only one Bono.?
Then, there is the deal with wearing your hat to the side.? The last thing I like seeing is a college-bound person wearing a baseball cap to the side.?
I immediately want to say, “Hey, look!? That kid thinks he’s in college!”? I just want to smack the hat from their head and send them back to junior high.? We’re in college now, people.?
Let’s dress a little more like adults.
I know, I know.? You’re probably thinking, “Well, we’re in college and we want to dress more comfortably.? Back off!”?
Comfort rocks, I swear.? Its just that sometimes, people take it too far.? Take, for example, wearing pajamas to school.
Yeah, it’s popularized by dorm life and the idea that “Hey! I’m in college and I want to be comfortable!”
Still, I find it ridiculous to come to school wearing your footy pajamas, scuffing up the clothing that you usually wear to bed.?
I would not want to wear my pajamas to bed ever again after dragging them through the filth at any community college.
On the same lines of “being comfortable,” looking at people in running suits angers me to no end.? Now, unless you just came from a run or any sort of sport, you shouldn’t be wearing a track suit.?
There are people spotted who obviously do not work out, yet they still wear the wind pants, track jacket, etc.? Were you running?? If yes, was it away from fashion?
Look, I try not to be too catty.? After a while, though, you can’t help but point out the obvious fashion faux pas on campus.?
In fact, if there is ever a day where you see me wearing my pajama pants really low, with a belt that doesn’t keep them up, and sunglasses indoors, that’s when you can point the finger back at me. ?